Tag: funny
member name: RJ H.
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March 14, 2009 06:13 PM EDT --
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on
the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu
he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
sponsor had gone bust, his . . .
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March 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/topten/index.html
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April 15, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
Hysterically funny site! Be sure to read warnings if you are tempted to try this on your friends or family!!
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/walltapings
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April 18, 2009 04:57 PM EDT --
When antelopes become excited and leap vertically into the
air, it is called "pronking."
The average human bladder can hold 13 ounces of fluid.
When in the shower, 75 percent of people . . .
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June 10, 2009 09:40 PM EDT --
These are so true! I'm adding.......
Tries to change the channel with your cell phone!
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real . . .
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March 22, 2009 09:55 PM EDT --
For the crafty ones among us.........
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/
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April 11, 2009 12:30 PM EDT --
A California grandmother is suing Disneyland after she and
her grandchildren witnessed Mickey Mouse taking off his
costume backstage. The suit is due to her grandchildren's
traumatic experience. . . .
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June 07, 2009 11:17 AM EDT --
My grandson Adrian was spending the weekend with us a few weeks ago. We were watching CSI in the living room and Adrian was playing beside us. All of a sudden I heard him say, "Stop! Beefy Eye!"
It . . .
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June 13, 2009 03:00 PM EDT --
One of my "funny now, but major trauma back then" events happened when I was 12 yrs old. My friend Denise was spending the night on a Saturday, and everyone had gone to bed. We were chatting away in the . . .
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February 16, 2009 10:37 PM EST --
Peter the Great had his wife's lover executed and his head
put into a jar of alcohol. She had to keep it in her bed-
room.
After having a two year affair with Catherine the Great,
Gregory Aleksandrovich . . .
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February 24, 2009 06:19 PM EST --
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Expert Says School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
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August 21, 2008 10:43 AM EDT --
[The following ads actually appeared in newspapers]
ILLITERATE? Write today for free help.
AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. Try us . . .
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June 03, 2009 09:22 AM EDT --
The sixth one really creeps me out!
Looking for third-degree-burned beauties to satisfy my grow- ing fetish for wrinkled skin. Have tried elderly women and bathtub babes, but now only skin . . .
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June 21, 2009 05:15 PM EDT --
Very freaky bizarre, in my opinion!!
George III of Great Britain and Ireland was being driven through Windsor Great Park when he ordered his carriage driver to stop. The King got out, walked . . .
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June 24, 2009 02:15 PM EDT --
These really made me laugh! Do you know of any more?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
How can there be self-help "groups"? . . .
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July 18, 2009 03:05 AM EDT --
Poor guys! I wonder why no females are listed here? Maybe we're the saner sex? LOL!!
Howard Hughes was so obsessed with health that he once wrote out nine-step instructions to his . . .
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April 26, 2009 12:44 PM EDT --
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
want all the kids to copulate me."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of . . .
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May 17, 2009 05:53 PM EDT --
Cool resource for free printable fortune cookie quotes!! Use them in your homemade fortune cookies, fortune cookie soaps, put them in a chinese dish on the counter or put one in hubbies lunch bag!
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July 26, 2009 04:31 AM EDT --
Renita commented on my article about Duct Taping people to the wall and she mentioned Duct Tape bandages! I have never heard of Duct Tape bandages! Feeling like I missed out on one of the world's wonders, . . .
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August 23, 2008 08:04 PM EDT --
Dr. Ruth Westheimer's Game of Good Sex. Based on her
sexual advice talk shows, the game allows couples to try
and accumulate Arousal Points in quest of Mutual Pleasure. . . .
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